Mispronounced As "Nucular" . . .

. . . the word "nuclear" each of the four times it appeared in the text.

But he pronounced September Eleventh perfectly several times.

Revealed in High Definition: Does the President have herpes?
Will this President never admit that Iraq is a messy nestbed of lawlessness and terrorism because of this war he chose to wage? The failure in Iraq will be of George W. Bush, not the United States.

P.S. And speaking of sores, the President started the evening by using the right wing buzzword insult "Democrat Party" and not the proper "Democratic Party". Thanks to CNN for reminding me. (Please see the 9:13 pm entry of a certain otherwise foul website.)