Wednesday, May 10, 2006

My iPod Makes Me Feel Thin

...has been pre-empted to ask you, the reader, a question. Who looks even uglier and meaner in person?

Christine Todd Whitman.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know that I've had an axe to grind over that hatchet face since November 1993. That doesn't make her any prettier. We crossed paths at 49th and Madison, a little Saks bag swung from her hen's claw hand. Can't you just imagine the retail nightmare some poor, pretentious salesgirl had to suffer for that teensy-tiny purchase.

Yuck, maybe it was a foundation garment - no, please not thong underwear.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure don't want to try my Whitman sampler big boy? xoxo Christie

5:00 PM  

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